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_Nineteen Live Recordings_: Download + CD + Booklet

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 08:37:00 -0400

_Nineteen Live Recordings_: Download + CD + Booklet:

Chad’s live shows are super great and if you can’t see them you should at least hear them. Buy it! Excited to go see him someday/somewhere!

emperorx:

Nineteen Live Recordings is available for download now, go get it! $5 for the MP3s, $6.66 for the MP3s + a really nice CD copy with 4,000 words of tour notes.http://chrisclavin.bandcamp.com/album/19-live-recordings

How pissed are you that there isn’t a Vine app for Android...

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:40:17 -0500

How pissed are you that there isn’t a Vine app for Android yet?

Kreayshawn and I have the same Pikachu Pedometer.

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:26:39 -0400

Kreayshawn and I have the same Pikachu Pedometer.

Anna’s painting got tumbld by “Pussies On...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 08:28:34 -0500

Anna’s painting got tumbld by “Pussies On Parade”!

pussiesonparade:

Neville by Anna White.

Me, with webbed armpits. Photos...

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 09:14:18 -0500

Me, with webbed armpits. Photos by suemejack

suemejack:

machismo on a mountain.

Here’s me playing with Emperor X at Pianos back in May....

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:43:00 -0400

Here’s me playing with Emperor X at Pianos back in May. Chad put an ad on Craigslist to get an orchestra 2 days before the show and it actually sortof worked despite only one 30 minute practice session. You can hear him shouting musical cues between verses.

Chad avoids the stage when he plays so he’s shrouded in darkness and I’m lit up like an xmas tree playing a snare drum. Enjoy!

(The New Emperor X Album comes out this Tuesday, Oct 4th, on Bar/None Records)

Been digging the pixel-art that Ben Brown has been making lately...

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 16:20:21 -0400

Been digging the pixel-art that Ben Brown has been making lately in preparation for the release of his fancy 16-bit-style Pixel art drawing program, that I think you can get access to by asking him on twitter (@makepixelart).

This one is particularly appropriate since Chad Matheny (@emperorX) has coincidentally hidden a bunch of purple cassette tapes around the country to promote his upcoming album and you can try to find them by going to westernteleport.com and seeing if there are any near your town.

Each cassette contains the only physical recording of one of 41 new songs and a code to unlock a free download of the song for everyone on earth (with internet access).

More are being added to the map over the next couple days, so check back again if you don’t see anything nearby yet!

benbrown:

Soon, nobody will know what this is.

||| || ||||: Western Teleport: Pre-Order Vinyl! Digital! CD! Sehr Kuhl!

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 12:11:04 -0400

||| || ||||: Western Teleport: Pre-Order Vinyl! Digital! CD! Sehr Kuhl!:

The new Emperor X album comes out in a couple of weeks on Bar/None Records! There are pre-order links and amazon is the cheapest way to go.

There are a couple of freely downloadable songs from the album at WesternTeleport.com and that’s where a massive geo-caching project will kick-off on Tuesday so that people around the world can unlock unreleased songs by finding hidden cassette tapes. Details later!

I’ll try to post some video of him later this week. Maybe even some with me in it!

emperorx:

Some of y’all know this, but I was waiting to post until it was for sure. I’m beyond psyched to say that New Jersey’s venerable Bar/None Records will release my new album Western Teleport on Oct. 4th. The pre-order link is already up on the label website for 180g vinyl, CD, and digital…

suemejack: yea, so?! what do your friends look...

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 13:42:57 -0400

suemejack:

yea, so?! what do your friends look like?

Hangin’ wit my bros.

Kevin’s Mom made my jamz.

boobsradley: THE HEEEEEEEEEELL IT DOESN’T I have entire...

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 23:52:19 -0400

boobsradley:

THE HEEEEEEEEEELL IT DOESN’T

I have entire conversations using only the phrase “Body Massage”.

Lately, I’ve been riding NYC subways with people who try...

Thu, 26 May 2011 09:44:00 -0400

Lately, I’ve been riding NYC subways with people who try to guess the notes of the two-note “doors-closing” chime (older trains have different notes because of electrical drift in the older circuits where new ones are sampled and constant).

This video of someone playing a number of the songs that play in Japanese stations when the train arrives is pretty cool. The train-line is shown at the bottom each time they play a new song. It would make the note guessing game a lot more interesting.

The closest I’ve seen to this in the US is at the Denver Airport tram, where a short country ditty plays for each terminal arrival.

peterberkman:

this is actual music they play on the subway platforms. yep. YEP. YUP.

Emperor X: Five Songs on Radiohive

Wed, 25 May 2011 17:03:43 -0400

Emperor X: Five Songs on Radiohive:

Photo by -Anna-

We played music on the radio and I got interviewed about my micro-cassette skills. You can listen to it here:

http://www.radiohive.org/shows/hoot/the-hoot-12-emperor-x

emperorx:

Radiohive Eleanor is the most cheerful illegal media dissident I’ve ever met. We caught up with her on the third floor of a dingy office building in an NYC location she made me swear not to reveal. The offices housed a lot of socialist/communist/anarchist organizations, media outlets, NGOs, etc.,…

jayyarow: Hungry hungry hippo @crmatheny (Taken with...

Sun, 08 May 2011 15:06:05 -0400

jayyarow:

Hungry hungry hippo @crmatheny (Taken with instagram)

Chad eating before his show last night. We’re playing a few more this month if you’re in the NY/Boston/Connecticutt area!

emperorx.net

suemejack: homeworkparty.com Got dissed via my own website :(

Thu, 05 May 2011 18:09:20 -0400

suemejack:

homeworkparty.com

Got dissed via my own website :(

I’ve been avoiding the new twitter for a long time, and...

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 00:23:56 -0400

I’ve been avoiding the new twitter for a long time, and today I got to tell them why. #nocrick

Why doesn't anyone ask you any questions?

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:38:55 -0400

Fuck you, friend.

I need to figure out what cities I’ll have to fly to in...

Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:34:58 -0500

I need to figure out what cities I’ll have to fly to in order to see “Man… Or Astroman?” play. I’m disappointed that I didn’t hear about their Brooklyn show until a month after it happened.

They are the live-show by which all others should be judged and the reason I became an electrical engineer.

Birthday song for me from my rap-cohorts Laser + Turbo! Needs a...

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 11:38:20 -0500

Birthday song for me from my rap-cohorts Laser + Turbo!

Needs a damn wiki to decode and accuses me of having sex with mothers.

suemejack:

At long last, Kevin Laser & Brent Turbo are proud to present our first collaboration since the year 2000. It’s for our boy Boney Bartokamous (you may know him as hwparty, amigarad, or virtual Joel) on his birthday. It’s called “Way Cool O-Matic”, and it features newcomer Shorty Wardrobe on chorus duty. It’s also decidedly NSFW, so pump it in headphones if you’re in office space.

The new jam is choc-full of inside jokes, so if you’re stumped on what we’re talking about, why don’t you ask the man himself?

The “Way Cool O-Matic” one song Cassingle can be downloaded by right-clicking here.

Happy Birthday, Boney!

I just learnt I’ll be flown to Denver in two weeks to meet...

Wed, 22 Dec 2010 20:02:00 -0500

I just learnt I’ll be flown to Denver in two weeks to meet my bosses. I haven’t met anyone in my company yet.

Should I get a haircut? If so, what kind? (Photos welcome!)

Should I be less sexy?

Should I get a new birdhouse?

Here’s video identifying the songs included in the...

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 09:44:21 -0500

Here’s video identifying the songs included in the “Holiday Medley”.

I think it sortof throws off the joke by denying you 2 seconds to figure out what’s going on, but whatever!

MP3 is here.